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This
is the ORIGINAL Professor Television ™ Photo-theremin.
There's
nothing quite like it.
You
can play the Photo-theremin by moving your hand in the air like
any other theremin but instead of an antenna, the Photo-theremin
has a light sensitive eye that controls the pitch depending on how
much light falls on it. Because it works with light, not antenna
capacitance, the Photo-theremin is not susceptible to radio
interference like some ordinary theremins are. Unlike other light
activated theremins, the Photo-theremin is not just a noisemaking
toy. It's clean triangle wave tone ranges from a low rolling bass
to a very high inaudible frequency. Modulating light sources like
video monitors, florescent lighting, and strobe lights produce
funky pitch modulations. You can even play it with a flashlight,
laser pointer, or TV remote control. In addition, the
Photo-theremin has a low frequency oscillator (LFO). The LFO can
modulate the frequency of the theremin using either a square wave
(makes it sound like a spaceship landing) or triangle wave (gives
it a creepy sci-fi vibrato). You can also control the rate and
level of the LFO.
The
Photo-theremin features:
TOUGH
BLUE TRANSLUCENT
POLYCARBONATE CASE
POWER
SWITCH
VOLUME
KNOB
PITCH
ADJUSTMENT KNOB
PITCH
CONTROLLING LIGHT SENSOR
¼
INCH OUTPUT JACK TO RECORD OR CONNECT TO AN AMPLIFIER
AC
POWER ADAPTER INPUT JACK
LFO
LEVEL KNOB
LFO
TRIANGLE / SQUARE WAVE SWITCH
LFO
RATE KNOB
BLUE
LFO RATE LED
NON-SLIP
RUBBER FEET
LIFETIME
WARRANTY ON PARTS AND WORKMANSHIP (e-mail me for details)
30
DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE (e-mail me for details)
Each
Photo-theremin is signed and numbered. It's dimensions are 6x3.5x2
inches and it runs on one 9-volt battery (included) or a 9-volt AC
power adapter (optional). All
this for a limited time sale price of $79.95 (normally $99.95).
Add the optional AC adapter (US only) for only $7.95 more. To buy
a Photo-theremin, just add it to your shopping cart below or
click
here for an order form. I
accept payment by credit/debit card through Google Checkout, money
order, cashiers check, personal check, cash
(by insured mail), and Liberty
Dollars. Shipping and handling within the continental US is
$8.95 FREE TILL CHRISTMAS.
E-mail me for international shipping fees. Feel free to e-mail me
if you have any questions.
The
Photo-theremin: Only $79.95 (regularly $99.95)
Optional
AC Adapter: Only $7.95
Check out the
Professor Telelvision™ Photo-theremin review at Music
Thing!
and
in the March/April 04' issue of “Tape-Op”
magazine!
“I'm
really amazed. I've tried other photo-theremins. They've looked
home-made and performed every bit as good as they looked. So does
yours--which is to say top of the line.”
“Other
photo-theremins are toys by comparison!!!!!!!!”
Bill
Beyer
Indianapolis,
IN, USA
“The
photo-theremin is amazing!!! It's really power full in the bass
and the LFO is really good...I'm really happy. Thanks a lot. Long
life to your theremin !!!”
Olivier
Jourdan of “Hush Puppies” and “Men in the Moon”
France
“...the
theremin is wonderful...every day I find new sounds with it...I'm
very pleased and please feel free to put MALPA on your list of
acts that use your instrument...thanks a lot”
Patrick
William Beck of “MALPA”
Cuyahoga
Falls, OH, USA
“...I
am satisfied with that-very good small machine, I play it with
bigmuff, eq, delays, phaser...very good sounding- my next concert
will be cool!!”
Cedric
Hamelin
France
“I
got the photo theremin a couple of days ago and it's GREAT!”
Michael
Clark
Pacific
Palisades, CA, USA
“I
love it!”
Robert
Janca
Fairfax,
CA, USA
“I
just received my photo-theremin. Fun as h*ll! I'm going to try it
with a delay and filter array tonight! Thanks!”
Greg
Williams of “The Mind Club”
Sacramento,
CA, USA
“The
P.T. is beyond a doubt cool. I'll get some proper feedback posted
ASAP. I would have no hesitation dealing with you again, if the
opportunity arose.”
John
Gardner
Sumas,
WA, USA
“I
purchased a photo theremin almost a year ago and...we have been
getting the oddest reactions at our live shows...I love it! Thanks
for designing such a brilliant tool!”
Mike
Jacobs of “The Jotnar”
Cleveland,
OH, USA
“I
got the package today, and I'm ecstatic! Thanx alot, I will find
hours of enjoyment from your instrument.”
Quinn
Powers
Memphis,
TN, USA
“I've
just received the Photo Theremin. Incredible machine!”
Johan
Girard
France
“Thanks.
It's very cool. I demonstrate in my sound demo to kids our range
of hearing. This theremin is great for that...I'm going to try
different color lights next.”
Scott
Allen
Snellville,
GA, USA
“Tried
it out tonight and it sounds cool, even without reverb and through
the included speaker...Can't wait to introduce
it to the band!
Fill
Wisneski of “One Note Drone”
USA
“I
got it today and I love it! Definitely worth the wait. Thanks!”
Julie
A Landry
Orlando,
FL, USA
“Verycool little box!
Having lots of fun.”
Ken
Ferranki
Buffalo,
NY, USA
“I
plugged it in as soon as it arrived, pumped up the volume, and
watched my dogs run for cover! The obese dog attempted hiding
under a chair! I hope I can get similar results from humans.
Thanks!”
Michael
Lindberg
USA
“This
little machine is amazing.. Very well worth the wait! I can see
myself using this box in quite a few of my tracks. Thank you very
much,”
Jeremy
aka “720K”
Youngstown,
PA, USA
“...i'm
interested in pursuing a techno career someday and your theremin
is an excellent tool...”
Joe
of “Formerly Bridgeway”
Oakland,
CA, USA
“I
received the photo-theremin last week and have spent the better
part of the last six days having a blast experimenting and
recording with it... This item was well worth the price and the
short wait!!”
Willis
Holder of “Banda Doo-Dah”
Austell,
GA, USA
“I
just received the photo-theremin and it has the most incredibly
fat, rich, analogue sound. It is totally, totally, fantastic.”
Tee
Templeton
USA
Bands
who posses a Professor Television™ Photo-theremin (that I
know of):
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Ween, DJ Qbert, 20GOTO10, 25 and j, 720k,
A Good Measure, a55f8ce, Abesta, Agent 99, Ajax Brown, Akrobat,
Algebra of Need, Alienesque, Alison Ranger, All Day Sucker, All
Scars, Alma, Amar, Among the Fungus / Lullaby / The More Button /
Duct Ape, Angels Live In My Town, Antihero, Anyone Else,
Architectural Metaphor / Bionaut, Art is Gone, Artificial, Astronauts
of Antiquity, Aviationdethsuit, Backwoods Hippies, Banda Doo-dah,
Beef Jerky, The Big Green Machine, Big Yellow Truck, Bio-Port,
Birchville Cat Motel, The Black Heart Procession, Blank Pages,
Blazer, Blog, Blood Stained Dusk, BOCA, Boom Bip, burn_ibiza, The
Bustin' Burritos, Busyditch, Captain Spaceman, Carpet Farm,
Charmless, Chingus & Fusebox, Chris Carlson, Christopher Smith,
Chrome Skull, Cigarello, Circle Takes The Square, The Claaap, The
Clones, Colony, Communist, Compound Fraxure, The Consumers, Crop
Circle, Cupcake, Cuttooth, Dana's Fast, Data Regeneration Project,
The Deadbeats, Deep End / Polis / One Fine Day, the deFora, DeFormby
/ TGMO (The Great Martin Orchestra), Devil and the Deep Blue Sea,
Dimesland (Land of thin Dimes), Dirtymimes, Disco Automation, Disco
Fluid, The Distances, DJA, DJ Swampy, Don’t Know Yet, The
Dorkestra, Drunk with Guns, Dunderhonning, Ellis Ashbrook, Emerge,
Ensemble Chronophonie, Engine Ears, Envisionboy,
ESP All Stars, Evidence, Falsies, Fat Toby, Fiber Study, Fields of
Ayr, Fifi Murmur, Flaccid Trip, Flaming Cube of Ice, The Flaming
Moes, The Flavor, Flood Damage, Formerly Bridgeway, FOUTREDIEU, the
Function, Funkeq, G-Force, Ghostnames, Glimpse, Glowfi, The Gone
Orchestra, The Gremlins, Grey Eye Glances, The Groans, Groovement in
the SF Bay Area, theHacker, Hal McGee, The Happy Buttons, The Hash
quintet, Have a Nice Day, Heroes and Villains, HighJack (da RnB
Strangla), The Highmen, Hodge, HushPuppies / Men in the Moon,
Hydro-electric, If
I Had A Hi-Fi,
Jamie Victor, John Ingram, The Jotnar, Keemun, King of Prussia /
Warfield, Kit Hung (film maker), Kong, Kunundrum, Lanomalia, The
Larry and Lucy Blue Show / the Punk Rock Orchestra, Lastkiosk, The
Libson Plane, [l-i-t-d-n-a], LooppooL,
Lucid Praxis, Lupis Killed the Kitty, LXIX / W.A.S. / Drastic Party,
Madborn, Magic Chupping Hummingbird, MALPA, Marmont, Maroon, Martin
Loyato and Laberinto, the Meat, Meatwagon, Melancholy, Mighty Swing,
The Mind Club, Miossec, Molten Audio Experience, Montefiori Cocktail
/ Monsieur Blumenberg, Moonshine Still, Motor 166, mrBallistic, Mr.
Chewybitems, Mr. Hyde, Mrs. Bonica's weird musical instruments, The
Mulchmen, Multimodal,
Mutation Vector, My Sister Kate, Natural Music, No real name for the
moment, The Non, Not exactly kosher, Oliver Future, One Note Drone /
Fil Wisneski, Opposite City / Abandoned Skyscraper, Osage Nation, The
Otherwise, Pegasus Unicorn, the Professional Ex-, Rabbit Punch,
Ravens, Recluse DNA, Redphone, The Reverend, Ride, Riffian, Road Less
Traveled, Robot
Attack,
Roy
G. Biv,
Ruelle, Ryan
Weddle,
Sava, The Search, Semiautomatic / Man Hates Machine, Sharks Eating
Turtles, The Shivers, Shoot the Dog / The Entity, Schroeder, Shu Fly
Pie, Shubidua, Shuttle, Silent B, The Silent League, Silly Midoffs,
The Silver Hearts, Simmer and Shard, Simaku, Skafari (House band of
the Safari Beat Club), Skippy and the Love Makers, Skull in Park,
Sloe, Sloterdijk, Slowburn, Slunk, Smartastronaut, Smoked Salmon,
Snap-On Voles, Solentierra, Someonelse, Sonic Synthesis, Sonitus,
Spare Snare, Special Fred, Speed the Chef, Starrgaze, Starving Brain
Eaters, Static Circus, Suffering Bastard, The Suicide of Miss
Melancholy, Sultan Labs, SWAT / Smith & Friend's Sons, Sweet
Trip, Tackleloco, Telectro, The Telefonics, Texas, Texas Noise
Factory, Third Nipple, The Throes (NYC), Tobermorey, Train Wreck and
Film, The Trance and The Arcade, Trash Saucisse n' Jazz, The
Treatment / Gigantor / Illinoise, TV Yellow / Eight Track Mind, The
Ultraviolet Cluster, Unnamed As Of Yet, Various, Venus Bleeding /
Healthy Morbidity, The Wednesday Circle, The Wests, Willard, Wicker
Basket,
Wooden Spinebox Collective, The Woodsmen, Woulds, Yellow Dog, Yup
This
is the ORIGINAL Professor Television™ PHOTO-THEREMIN!
Thank you for viewing the Professor
Television web site. Send e-mail to: website at
professortelevision dot com
Each
Photo-theremin is signed and numbered. It's dimensions are 6x3.5x2
inches and it runs on one 9-volt battery (included) or a 9-volt AC
power adapter (optional). All
this for a limited time sale price of $79.95 (normally $99.95).
Add the optional AC adapter (US only) for only $7.95 more. To buy
a Photo-theremin, just add it to your shopping cart below or
